How about "Life is a game... Airsoft is serious"
Or, my personal favorite:
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Actor portrayal, Action figures sold separately, You must be at least this tall to ride, Your results may vary, Tax not included, All models 18+ years of age, Upon approval of credit, Quantities limited while supplies last, Some restrictions apply, Not available with other offers, Void where prohibited, Above terms subject to change without notice.
I run Condor gear just to piss you off.
It's working too...
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