How about "Life is a game... Airsoft is serious"
Or, my personal favorite:
Actor portrayal, Action figures sold separately, You must be at least this tall to ride, Your results may vary, Tax not included, All models 18+ years of age, Upon approval of credit, Quantities limited while supplies last, Some restrictions apply, Not available with other offers, Void where prohibited, Above terms subject to change without notice.
I run Condor gear just to piss you off.
It's working too...