SovietWarTurtile, please do not use profanities. This forum is PG-13.

 

SovietWarTurtile, please do not use profanities. This forum is PG-13.

Oh! Sorry did see that. Can I use censor ship NOPE ?

 

This quote seems to happen when I play with my step brother or step sister.

Me: move up!
Them: *not moving*
Me: Come on!
Them: but I don't want to get shot.

It never ceases to amaze me how they always end up in this situation.

 

Oh! Sorry did see that. Can I use censor ship NOPE ?

See the above edited quote...

 

Yes it seems the younger airsoft players are afraid to get hit which brings me to one of my favorite airsoft quotes "The bb just wants to be friends"

 

Yes it seems the younger airsoft players are afraid to get hit which brings me to one of my favorite airsoft quotes "The bb just wants to be friends"

I will tell them that next time. I wonder how they will react....

 

During a game a few years ago, in the fall, I was targeting one of my friends from about 20 or 30 feet away. He was walking up a trail and I was hiding in some trees and thickets. As he rounded a bend in the trail, I lit him up. He responded with a yelp and this statement, "Hey, lay off my @$$ cheeks!"

We were video taping that day and it was caught on tape, but not on camera. We laughed about it so much that we had to put it in our bloopers video. To make it worse, just before this, he got lit up by another player with an M249. Some how the SAW gunner found the one gap in this guys gear that exposed his gut. He was a bit over weight so it kind of stuck out there as it was. Anyway, the SAW gunner laid a line of fire directly across this gap and the guy screamed. We though he got hit in the head or something, but no, it was just his gut.

Guess it just wasn't his day.

 

Haha! Everyone has those days. A few years back i was using my JG Bar 10 while hiding in a brush pile. The marshall started the game and the other team started running at us. One guy screamed "FOR NARNIA!!!" as i lined him up in my.scope and i pulled the trigger. I heard a lot of cursing and he was holding his hand over his mouth. My hop up was up too high and i had hit him in the tooth/gums. I felt like the biggest a-hole ever!

 

Me making a bum rush: AAAAAAAAAAAH

Getting shot in the chest by a sniper: AAAAAAAAAH, good shot.

 

Brandon, don't feel bad, one of my teammates got shot in the tooth as he was egging another player on. His tooth split in half, the bottom of the tooth and the entire back half just came off. He was standing a foot from me when it happened. The guy who shot him was the guy he was teasing, but to make matters worse, the shooter was more than 30 feet away.

 

Thankfully the player i shot did not lose his tooth. Coincedentally he had the EXACT same guns as me at that time.

JG BAR 10
UTG AK-74 Commando
KWA Taurus PT 24/7

The rest of that day everyone was calling him a copycat like a bunch of little kids.Haha. I still have the JG BAR 10 and UTG AK-74 Commando.

 

My best story was when we played green shemag vs tan shemag most of the day but close to the end we were playing shemag and no shemag to balance teams better. I was on green all day then on shemag. Got hit and was calling for green medic so no shemag enemy comes and revives me being used to reviving green. He turns to walk away and I semi auto him in the back of the head. He turned and yelled about freindly fire, then realized his mistake. I think he went home after that.

 

My best story was when we played green shemag vs tan shemag most of the day but close to the end we were playing shemag and no shemag to balance teams better. I was on green all day then on shemag. Got hit and was calling for green medic so no shemag enemy comes and revives me being used to reviving green. He turns to walk away and I semi auto him in the back of the head. He turned and yelled about freindly fire, then realized his mistake. I think he went home after that.

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.

 

I was shooting from behind a barrier and saw my friends who were on the other team that day behind some barriers about 20-30 yards out. FriendA was about 20 yards out and FriendB was about 25 or so. Then FriendB made a dash for some plywood cover and completely tripped and tore down this barrier behind friendA. Needless to say that now friendB was out in the open and we lit him up like a christmas tree. And i had noticed that FriendA never looked back to see what happened. So after the round we were talking about it and i was like "hey friendA why didn't you look back at FriendB when he fell down?" This was his reply....

"All i heard was two fully loaded dump trucks get into a nasty head on collision and i didn't want to see the death that was left in their wake...."

 

Last Sunday I was blindfolded and hands tied behind my back, volunteering to be the hostage for a rescue game. So I'm kneeling for about 20 minutes in some thick grass, with 2 guys guarding me. My phone rings so I take it out of my back pocket, and press speaker cause I can't lift it up to my ear. Billy says "Hey you can't do that, hostages don't have phones." I say "Shut up Billy, it's my wife, this isn't real war." To which he replies "Tell your wife goodbye cause you're about to be executed." I told her I loved her, chin held high, ready for the end, then he gets lit the f up by Joey running out from behind a tree. Straight out of a crappy movie.

 

Yeah that does sound like a crappy B movie. Where's the B-list actors when you need them?

 

Do the quotes need to of been said on the battle field or just be airsoft related?

 

Do the quotes need to of been said on the battle field or just be airsoft related?

Any comedy is good comedy lets hear it

 

My friends and I have the rally cry of "BOHICA" when we're in a bad way on the field. For those that don't know, BOHICA means "Bend Over, Here It Comes Again". Basically, we use it when our team is losing badly and it calls for the three of us to rush forward and get shot, but take out as many as possible in a completely foolish and reckless charge. So far, this tactic has not helped even once.

 

Any comedy is good comedy lets hear it

Okay, well I was at a pot luck for band my little brother was there to. One of the other people who where in band asked me if that was my little brother and I said yes. He then said," dang, he looks a whole lot better than you".

I have some more but I don't want to clog up the thread with my posts.

 

Lol that sounds a bit "molestery"? haha

 

Lol that sounds a bit "molestery"? haha

I guess you could say that.

 

I don't think that's something one dude should say to another dude. Yeah. A little creepy. - Dr. Evil

 

Here is another one:

Okay, my school is REALLY anti-gun so you need to be careful where you talk about airsoft/firearms. So one day during gym I heard some guys I knew talking about about airsoft so I joined in. About half way through the conversation one of them nudges the other person and softly says ," see, I told you he wasn't gay".

 

Exactly what does one have to do with the other? I have a few gay friends that play paintball, so how exactly does one apply to the other? You're schoolmates must not be the brightest bulbs in the pack.